Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Si Jeff Dunham seorang ventriliquist (main boneka dengan menggunakan suara perut) yg sangat handal. Dapat mengeluarkan dengan beberapa nada, menggunakan beberapa tokoh yg berbeda, dengan intonasi dan nada yg berbeda pula. Salah satu favorit gw adalah si Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Penokohan si Achmed adalah teroris dengan spesialisai suicide bomer, tentunya yang telah mati. Salah satu perannya adalah menyanyikan lagu natal berjudul "Jingle Bombs".

Jingle Bombs - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUUUUU!

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List of Academy Award 2009 winner

Performance by an actor in a leading role
* Sean Penn in “Milk” (Focus Features)

Performance by an actor in a supporting role
* Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.)

Performance by an actress in a leading role
* Kate Winslet in “The Reader” (The Weinstein Company)

Performance by an actress in a supporting role
* Penélope Cruz in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (The Weinstein Company)

Best animated feature film of the year
* “WALL-E” (Walt Disney), Andrew Stanton

Achievement in art direction
* “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Art Direction: Donald Graham Burt, Set Decoration: Victor J. Zolfo

Achievement in cinematography
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Anthony Dod Mantle

Achievement in costume design
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Achievement in directing
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Danny Boyle

Best documentary feature
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Best documentary short subject
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Achievement in film editing
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Chris Dickens

Best foreign language film of the year
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Achievement in makeup
* “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Greg Cannom

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), A.R. Rahman

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)
* “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Music by A.R. Rahman, Lyric by Gulzar

Best motion pictures of the year
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), A Celador Films Production, Christian Colson, Producer

Best animated short film
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Best live action short film
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Achievement in sound editing
* “The Dark Knight” (Warner Bros.), Richard King

Achievement in sound mixing
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke and Resul Pookutty

Achievement in visual effects
* “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” (Paramount and Warner Bros.), Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron

Adapted screenplay
* “Slumdog Millionaire” (Fox Searchlight), Screenplay by Simon Beaufoy

Original screenplay
* “Milk” (Focus Features), Written by Dustin Lance Black

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